Monday, March 10, 2008

one twistedly zesty biscuit

Yes, that was his answer to the absense of the question, however he had to consider that the Strawberry Cisco had began tampering with his chemistry like a four year old trying to tune a sitar. But this would not stop him from slapping jewish sausage links out of the cold fire and giveing each of them names correlating to german automanufacturses. Well he did have the right such an endvour, just like the time he had sexual relations with the surgeon generals daughter in the suburbs of Bethlemham. But he never was a priest so i cant shake my finger twice at him, then it would just be disrespectful to conservetive enimia constituents.

After all was said and alot more was to be said than done, just like congress, he, now going by the name Denver Dougless, made his point as sharp as a bullfrogs tastebud made out of razerblades. This was still not enough for they all turn there ear away to listen to the authintic reproduction of george washingon wisper in their ear what they wanted to hear. Expected this i did, so i bought a pon toon boat and sailed to Jiminy Crickets house to tell him of the emergence. He set down his crack pipe and said something about Jerry Sringer and the Olsan Twins and maybe David Haslehoff, and i knew it was the wrong minute of the hour to be writing this.

2 comments:

-nae- said...

I love it! Don't quite understand it, but I love it!

Anonymous said...

realy injoyed your post,altho i didn't understand it.
i was wondering if you might know where i can find the 3rd volume of the space alien beginners cook-book? Thanks
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